Before you criticise someone, you should first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them youre a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Mr A Name
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.
Mr A Name
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer withslow internet to see who they really are.
Mr A Name
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
Mr A Name
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
